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In a stunning rebuke to Donald Trump, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy announced that Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin III will be the Republican party’s nominee to run for president in 2024. “No one has done more this year than my pal Joe to advance the GOP’s agenda,” McCarthy, R-Weasel, told the Republican Committee to AdvanceContinue reading “Say it ain’t so, Joe”

The Major League Baseball Players Association is preparing to establish a new major league with new rules in new cities and other alternate plans for the 2022 season and beyond if the union and club owners can’t agree on a new Collective Bargaining Agreement. The current contract expires Dec. 1. “The union has gone throughContinue reading “Strike One? Two? Three? More?”

Kevin McCarthy has been hospitalized with dysphagia, tonsillitis, esophagitis and strep throat. The Republican leader in the House of Representatives also is undergoing treatment for stimulus independence. According to Dr. Dana Kornfeld, a Bethesda, Md., otolaryngologist who examined McCarthy at Walter Reed Hospital, “I’ve never seen a throat like this in all my years ofContinue reading “McCarthy’s new title: Loudspeaker”

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has been suspended by National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell for the remainder of the season for taking substances banned by the league. Rodgers, who said he had taken homeopathic remedies including Ivermectin, a horse dewormer, when he said he was immunized against COVID, admitted he also had takenContinue reading “Mr. Rodgers’ neighborhood? Not the Green Bay Packers’ huddle”

U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland has decided not to take any action against Steve Bannon or any of Donald Trump’s other henchmen and disciples because, he said, “I don’t want to get sued – or worse – by them.” Garland was expected to pursue the former president’s former overstuffed laundry bag for defying a CongressionalContinue reading “The attorney general changes his mind”

The Joint Congressional Committee on Hoarding, Inheritance and Tax Avoidance reports that no one in or out of government knows anything about what is being proposed in President Joe Biden’s Build Back Better plan and estimates that costs will be either miniscule or massive, depending on who’s at the microphone. Sen. Joe Manchin (D/R/I/R/D-Obfuscation), whoContinue reading “Could be more, could be less. Who knows?”

Congress, unwilling or unable to deal with legislation on voting, education, health, infrastructure or anything else of consequence, has now called an audible by deciding to investigate the Washington Football Team’s scandals. The criticism being showered upon the National Football League franchise formerly known as the Redskins involves, in part, the e-mails between Bruce Allen,Continue reading “WFT? More accurately WTF!”

A sweeping bill signed into law by Gov. Greg Abbott requires that Texas schools must teach opposing views on all controversial social, historical or political issues, regardless of how stupid, insane or divorced from reality they might be. His decision followed the Southlake Elementary School brouhaha over the recommendation by Gina Peddy, the school district’sContinue reading “Opposing views: skewed = screwed”

Republican supporters of Donald Trump, fed up with the spate of critical tell-all books by journalists and former aides of the former president, are rushing into print a series of books telling their side of the story. “Fear, Rage, Peril, Fire and Fury, Unfit, Hoax, Disloyal, The Reckoning, A Very Stable Genius, I Alone CanContinue reading “Unrecommended reading”

Jacksonville isn’t actually a city. It’s 874 square miles of suburban sprawl and is best known for not being known for anything of consequence – except for another suburban: Urban Meyer. The coach of the Jaguars, just four games into his NFL career, has been sort of lap-danced onto sports-page headlines, resuming a life whoseContinue reading “As Urban Legends Go, This One Sucks”