Who’s the oldest? Depends on who you ask

Phil Mickelson earned almost universal congratulations for his victory in the PGA Championship – almost because Bernhard Langer laughed when Mickelson was proclaimed the oldest winner of a major golf tournament. “How old is he? Fifty?” Langer said. “He’s a kid, a punk. I was 59 in 2017 when I won the Regions Tradition, whichContinue reading “Who’s the oldest? Depends on who you ask”

Family is everything – except when it’s not

Public transportation on streets around New York courthouses in lower Manhattan may experience disruptions in service in the coming months when Donald Trump and members of his family are expected to begin throwing each other under the bus. “That’s the only way some of them are going to avoid going to prison,” New York AttorneyContinue reading “Family is everything – except when it’s not”

Baffert: going, going …

Trainer Bob Baffert, whose 2021 Kentucky Derby winner, Medina Spirit, failed a drug test, has been suspended by Churchill Downs after failing a post-race test of his own. “I was celebrating with friends and family when a track steward pulled me aside, handed me two paper cups and said, ‘Fill ’em up,” Baffert said. “IContinue reading “Baffert: going, going …”

Want to keep picking high in the NFL Draft? Consider selecting some of these prospects

We know the big names, this year’s first-round NFL draft picks, some of whom will have great careers – and some who, like Ryan Leaf and Tony Mandarich, will quickly vanish, never living up to the hype. Likewise, NFL teams manage to find diamonds in the rough, undrafted players who, despite being overlooked, go onContinue reading “Want to keep picking high in the NFL Draft? Consider selecting some of these prospects”

The biggest waste of footage since the invention of the centipede

As happens every year, there are films passed over for Oscar nominations by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, some of which are deserving of consideration. Then there are movies no one should ever even think of seeing – and you can thank your lucky stars if you didn’t accidentally view any ofContinue reading “The biggest waste of footage since the invention of the centipede”

To Russia with love: no license to park

In his strongest response yet to American election interference, President Joseph R. Biden revoked the diplomatic license plates of all 517 Russians assigned to their five consulates in the United States. “I’m not kicking them out,” Biden told a news conference. “But those plates are like gold, man. I mean, they never get parking ticketsContinue reading “To Russia with love: no license to park”

Morality play or legal ploy?

Jerry Falwell Jr. has filed a counter-suit against Liberty University, using a “you-didn’t-ask” defense against the school’s claim that its former president and chancellor withheld details of a personal scandal and enriched himself before the two parted ways last year. According to the complaint filed in Lynchburg, Va., Circuit Court, the university is seeking more thanContinue reading “Morality play or legal ploy?”

“First” isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be

When Masters champion Hideki Matsuyama became the first man from Japan to win a major golf tournament, he sent commentators and fans scurrying to the record books to find other “firsts” in sports. Who knew that: Although there have been nearly two dozen South Koreans to play Major League Baseball, starting with pitcher Chan-ho ParkContinue reading ““First” isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be”

The Gates of Hell: the Hell of Gaetz

In a stunning development, Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination for president in 2024, turning on Donald Trump, the man he has slavishly backed for the past five years. “I finally learned my lesson,” Gaetz, R-Nubile, said during an address before the Miami Beach chapter of The Baby-Sitters Club. “YouContinue reading “The Gates of Hell: the Hell of Gaetz”

MLB’s All-Star Game decision was only the beginning

Major League Baseball’s decision to pull this year’s All-Star Game out of Atlanta has triggered an avalanche of similar moves in response to Georgia’s voter-suppression laws. “I’m sure Atlanta Braves fans will be disappointed,” Commissioner Rob Manfred said, “but we’ve ordered the franchise moved to Buffalo for the foreseeable future, starting with Friday night’s homeContinue reading “MLB’s All-Star Game decision was only the beginning”