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By BRUCE LOWITT A look back at the first and last season of Bill Belichick as UNC head football coach and Jordan Hudson as his girlfriend. May 14: Three days after finishing as second runner-up in the Miss Maine USA Pageant, and first runner-up in 2024, Jordan Hudson blamed her third-place finish on the failureContinue reading “Hudson, baying”

By BRUCE LOWITTRon DeSantis has admitted privately that he ginned up a scandal which has enveloped his wife and probably derailed her plan to run for governor of Florida, succeeding him in 2026.Casey DeSantis, whose principal political experience has been sleeping with the governor occasionally since September 26, 2009, when they were married – ironicallyContinue reading “Hope for the wicked”

By BRUCE LOWITTThe 100th day of Donald Trump’s second presidency ends Tuesday, and multiple polls on his performance show his approval ratings on the economy, immigration and numerous other policies sliding below that of gangrene, gonorrhea and Elon Musk.Trump’s approval rating was at 6% when voters were asked, “Who would you want to manage theContinue reading “Poll-axed”

By BRUCE LOWITT President Donald Trump said he and first lady Melania will attend the funeral Saturday of Pope Francis at the Vatican, and announced that a limited number of $500,000 seats will be available for purchase to join him on the Air Force One flight and at the services. “It is in times likeContinue reading “The POTUS and The Pontiff”

By BRUCE LOWITT Partial transcript of a conversation at Internal Revenue Service headquarters involving former IRS Commissioner Danny Werfel, former Acting IRS Commissioners Melanie Krause and Douglas O’Connell, former IRS Chief Privacy Officer Kathleen Walters, former IRS Chief Financial Officer Teresa Hunter, former IRS Chief Risk Officer Mike Wetklow, former IRS Chief Counsel Marjorie Rollinson,Continue reading “GOP Brains: Running on Empty”

By BRUCE LOWITT A federal judge, finding the Trump Administration in criminal contempt of court Wednesday over its transporting U.S. legal residents to El Salvador, ordered the immediate deportation of President Donald Trump to Mjørkadalur Prison on Streymoy Island, one of Denmark’s Faroe Islands near the Arctic Circle. “I told Trump’s people to turn thoseContinue reading “Livin’ La Vida Mjørkadalur”

By BRUCE LOWITT President Donald Trump, while refusing to admit his decision to levy a 145% tariff on China was one of his dumbest ideas ever and one which could cause a world-wide recession and possibly trigger World War III, announced Saturday he would exclude “electronics and various other items” from reciprocal tariffs. The decisionContinue reading “Trump: Taxing Credulity”

By BRUCE LOWITT Five additional major law firms caved Friday to pressure from Donald Trump rather than deal with punitive action by the White House and immediately went to work for the president, suing the rest of America’s top 97 law firms, the Democratic and Republican parties, Augusta National Golf Club, several sports leagues, Kimberly-ClarkContinue reading “Law and Disorder”

By BRUCE LOWITT Four days after revoking the visas of all South Sudan passport holders, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio was arrested Wednesday by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers, hurriedly flown to Cuba, and imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay after President Donald Trump said he was in the United States illegally. “Because Little Marco –Continue reading “Big Trouble for Little Marco”

By BRUCE LOWITT With the sudden emergence of the torpedo bat as baseball’s hottest new offensive tool, the ACME Corporation, best known as the supplier of insane weaponry for Wile E. Coyote in his relentless pursuit of the RoadRunner, has jumped into the sports market with devices like rocket shoes and giant rubber bands toContinue reading “ACME: “The Best or Bust””