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By BRUCE LOWITT Rudy Giuliani, supposedly financially bankrupt, definitely morally bankrupt, and guilty of defaming two Georgia election workers, sued Donald Trump for $140-million Friday, blaming the former president for “making me ruin my reputation by suckering me into his disgraceful reelection campaign.” A jury trial in Washington, D.C., set the full scope of damagesContinue reading “Rudy’s next targets”

By BRUCE LOWITT Despite authoring forty bills and resolutions, all of which died in committee without receiving a single vote during his 328 days representing New York’s Third Congresional District in Congress, Rep. George Santos managed to leave behind a paper trail unlike any ever seen in the history of the U.S. CapitolSantos, previously R-Dissolute,Continue reading “Santos: Worthless Bills”

By BRUCE LOWITT At first it appeared as though Fox News was having some technical problems with its coverage of Rep. Mike Johnson’s update on the release of thousands of hours of security videos of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol. His face was blurry. “No, everything was fine. No problems,” Stephanie Freeman,Continue reading “Mike Johnson: Saving Face”

By BRUCE LOWITT President Joe Biden, saying he wants to “beat Donald Trump to the punch,” announced that if he loses the 2024 election it will be “because it was rigged, millions of Republicans voted illegally and there was massive fraud in the tabulating of ballots by crooked foreign-made voting machines.” Biden and Vice PresidentContinue reading “Biden: More rigging than a three-masted schooner”

By BRUCE LOWITT The Georgia judge overseeing the trial of Donald Trump’s attempt to overturn the result of the 2020 presidential election, rejecting the defense argument that conducting the trial while Trump is campaigning for re-election in 2024 would constitute election interference, asked the former president, “Who the hell said you should run in theContinue reading “Trump: Running on empty”

By BRUCE LOWITT North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum announced Monday that he’s ending his presidential campaign, stunning Republican Party officials who said they didn’t know he had been a candidate. “I remember watching preparations for our first debate in Milwaukee back in August and seeing this guy standing behind a podium on the far end,”Continue reading “Burgum: The Short Goodbye”

By BRUCE LOWITT Florida State University, deprived of a shot at a national championship despite its perfect 13-0 record, sued the College Football Playoff Selection Committee on Sunday, claiming the inclusion of one-loss teams Texas and Alabama among the four title contenders was capricious, felonious and, as Seminoles coach Mike Norvell put it, “to useContinue reading “FSU: Formally Screwed University”

By BRUCE LOWITT Republicans in Congress, insisting on linking support for Ukraine with stronger southern U.S. border security, have filed legislation to resolve the dispute by preventing Ukrainians from entering the United States and requiring other migrants to prove they are seeking asylum to avoid persecution. “I say ‘Ukraine for Ukrainians, Mexico for Mexicans, everyoneContinue reading “Bordering on the Ridiculous”

By BRUCE LOWITT Rep. George Santos, R-Fabulist, said he won’t be running for reelection next year because he plans to be a candidate for mayor of half a dozen towns on Long Island, to challenge incumbent New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D-#MeToo, and to run for president of both the United States and Indonesia, whereContinue reading “Santos just can’t stop running”

By BRUCE LOWITT The Southern California Committee for the Olympic Games, desperate to generate some buzz by having Major League Baseball players compete in the 2028 Los Angeles Summer Games, has moved its entire schedule from July to December. SCCOG Chairman Gene Salomon said he believes ballplayers from Milwaukee, Kansas City, Cincinnati “and other boringContinue reading “LA’s Olympics: Major League and weird”