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By BRUCE LOWITT The staff of THELOWITTLOWDOWN.COM is pleased to announce that it is launching a a phony social-media and religiously suspect website with the unabashed goal of suckering supporters of impeached and indicted former presidents into buying worthless nonexistent stock that will enable TheLowittLowdown company’s chairman, president, chief executive officer, chief operating officer andContinue reading “Buy high, sell low, drop dead”

By BRUCE LOWITT With the presidential race now down to two candidates (plus a variety of independent and third-party entries), the latest Quinnipiac University poll of nationwide registered voters shows President Joe Biden leading former president Donald Trump by one-tenth of one percentage point, 50.05 to 49.95. Among registered Democrats, Biden leads Trump 66 percentContinue reading “In polls, Trump gets poled”

By BRUCE LOWITTFormer Republican National Committee chair and evanescent NBC News analyst Ronna Romney McDaniel was struck by lightning Wednesday, just minutes after Donald Trump had said he planned to make her his chief Bible salesperson. McDaniel sustained only minor burns, mostly to her spine and ego, and issued a statement saying she had decidedContinue reading “Help me, Ronna. On second thought, don’t.”

By BRUCE LOWITT Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is expected to be released Monday from Floyd County Hospital near her Rome, Ga., home after treatment for a shattered jaw which she said she received “during a debate Friday with Mike Johnson.” Greene, R-Bloodbath, reportedly was injured when she rushed the Speaker of the House after introducingContinue reading “MTG: Introducing a motion with teeth”

By BRUCE LOWITT New York Attorney General Letitia James denied Thursday she is considering seizing Donald Trump’s assets if the former president is unable to secure the bond he needs to pay the $464-million in a fraud judgment against him by Monday. “What I announced and was obviously misunderstood,” James said, “is that I’m goingContinue reading “Whatever L J wants, L J gets”

By BRUCE LOWITT After prosecutors and defense lawyers submitted their responses to her request for proposed jury instructions, Judge Aileen Cannon added several additional hypothetical questions Wednesday in Donald Trump’s classified documents trial, including how much jurors would be willing to donate to the former president’s legal defense fund or pay toward the $454-million heContinue reading “Cannon’s balls”

By BRUCE LOWITT Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis filed a motion Monday to have Judge Scott McAfee removed from her prosecution of former President Donald Trump for “failing to explain his comment about me and Nathan Wade.” Willis’ ethics were repeatedly questioned during a hearing regarding her relationship with Wade, who resigned Friday as specialContinue reading “Something’s rotten in Georgia”

By BRUCE LOWITT Speaker Mike Johnson said he canceled the rest of the House Republican Conference’s retreat Thursday morning, the second of the scheduled three days, because “the few people who showed up despised each other. And besides, nobody was listening to me.” “Why should we?” Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Pomade, said in a telephone interviewContinue reading “GOP: Retreating”

By BRUCE LOWITT Dan Snyder, professional putz and former owner of the Washington Commanders, made a surprise $250-million offer to buy the suddenly-available naming rights to the NFL team’s stadium, causing a stampede of season-ticket holders demanding refunds. “I can’t give you an exact number because the line outside our office is about a mileContinue reading “If Snyder’s back in, the fans back out”

By BRUCE LOWITT Partial transcript, recorded by a U.S. Supreme Court clerk who provided it on condition of anonymity, of the conference in which the justices decided to hear former president Donald Trump’s immunity appeal: Chief Justice John Roberts: “Now before we …” Associate Justice Clarence Thomas: “Not guilty!” Roberts: “Clarence, we haven’t even decidedContinue reading “SCOTUS FUCTUS”