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By BRUCE LOWITT With the NBA All-Star weekend “sucking as much if not more than the Washington Wizards,” Commissioner Adam Silver said Monday, the league and Qatari-owned beIN Sports USA, the only channel willing to pay anything to televise the events, will make drastic changes to next year’s, highlighted by Curry Roulette and a barebackContinue reading “NBA All-Star Game: a makeover”

By BRUCE LOWITT Robert F. Kennedy Jr., confirmed by the Senate Thursday as health and human services secretary, was briefly hospitalized when he refused medication to counter the rabies symptoms he experienced during a celebratory lunch with Sen. Cynthia Lummis, R-Cryptoqueen, in her Washington, D.C., office.Lummis, an avid hunter of anything in Wyoming with fourContinue reading “RFK Jr.: bearly confirmed”

By BRUCE LOWITT House Republicans released a budget resolution Wednesday calling for $100-trillion in tax cuts for people earning over $1-million, plus eliminating all military spending, shuttering a dozen federal agencies, increasing the debt ceiling by $50-trillion, and requiring all remaining federal employees to drive Teslas bought and paid for with profits from the government’sContinue reading “A dollar here, a dollar there”

By BRUCE LOWITT Partial transcript of a debate among King Farouk I of Egypt, President Shukri Kuwatly of Syria, President Bechara Khoury of Lebanon, King Abdullah of Jordan and King Faisal II of Iraq on the evening of May 14, 1948, minutes after David Ben-Gurion proclaimed the establishment of the State of Israel: Abdullah: “…Continue reading “Palestine Solutions: Then and Now”

By BRUCE LOWITT Transcript of the actual inaugural speech by President Donald Trump following his swearing-in on Monday. The speech that was televised and broadcast was a substitute AI version provided by White House technical services. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, thank you. (Applause diesContinue reading “Trump: Me, me, me. Also me.”

By BRUCE LOWITT Transcript of a conversation at Mar-a-Lago involving President-elect Donald Trump, soon-to-be deputy chief of staff to President Trump Stephen Miller, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, and Trump campaign speechwriters Vince Haley and Ross Worthington. The recording was provided by a former Mar-a-Lago employee who insisted on total anonymity because he also helpedContinue reading “Next: even more Trump fantasies”

By BRUCE LOWITT New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft admitted Wednesday he regretted allowing Bill Belichick to leave the team after the 2023 NFL season and said he fired head coach Jerod Mayo as a first step to getting Belichick back. He also said he should have fired de facto general manager Eliot Wolf asContinue reading “Kraft says this Bill is due”

By BRUCE LOWITT President-elect Donald Trump said that as soon as the United States takes control of Greenland he will rename it “Redwhiteandblueland.” But Queen Margrethe II of Denmark, which controls Greenland, replied that “If Trump lays a finger on it, we and the rest of NATO will consider it an act of war andContinue reading “Trump: Green with envy”

By BRUCE LOWITT In a follow-up to his commuting the death sentences of 37 death-row prisoners, President Joe Biden issued an executive order declaring Matt Gaetz guilty of multiple felonies and sentencing the former Florida congressman to life in prison without the possibility of parole, conjugal visits, or premium toiletries.The first presidential commutation of aContinue reading “The Gates of Hell Open for Gaetz”

By BRUCE LOWITT After the House Ethics Committee secretly voted to release its long-awaited report on former Rep. Matt Gaetz, Senate Republicans also secretly voted to investigate virtually all of President-elect Donald Trump’s other nominees for cabinet positions, ambassadorships, and governmental offices. The impetus for the probe, according to several Republican senators, all of whomContinue reading “Outing the inbred”