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By BRUCE LOWITT As a result of the discoveries, the FBI expanded its search to include Trump Tower in New York, where the source said it found dozens of photographs and papers “apparently used to blackmail the former president’s friends and foes.” The FBI’s search of Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home has turned up an autographedContinue reading “Seek and ye shall find – but all this?”

By BRUCE LOWITT Donald Trump claimed victory Sunday in the LIV Golf event played at his New Jersey course and demanded immediate payment of the $4-million winner’s share “plus a few other incidental amounts.” The former president said he shot a 17-under-par 54 Sunday to finish at 40-under-par 173, which he insisted included five holes-in-oneContinue reading “Trump to LIV: Show me the money”

By BRUCE LOWITT The latest images received Friday from deepest space by NASA’s James Webb Telescope provide clear pictures of hidden things never before seen or even imagined, including the black hole that used to be Mitch McConnell’s conscience. “We always hoped that we could trace the history of the universe virtually back to theContinue reading “What’s hiding in that galaxy?”

By BRUCE LOWITT With a swipe of a pen that would make a Sharpie-wielding Donald Trump proud, college sports has rewritten the map, with the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame moving from Indiana to Ireland and St. Peter’s University leaving Jersey City for Vatican City.“I didn’t expect quite as many changes and I certainly didn’tContinue reading “College sports: Moving right along”

By BRUCE LOWITT Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ammo, who recently discovered that her parents mixed gunpowder into her Pablum when she was an infant, has introduced legislation to, as she put it, “update the Second Amendment.” In fact, she is proposing a 28th Amendment to replace the Second Amendment and has submitted a brief toContinue reading “Marjorie Taylor Greene’s plan: A very unregulated militia”

By BRUCE LOWITT Now that the LIV Golf Tour has gotten off to a widely ignored start, the Saudi government bankrolling it has bought the similarly ignored United States Football League and nearly a dozen other sports that no fans in their right mind should care about. It’s called sportswashing, using sports to deflect attentionContinue reading “LIV long … and prosper?”

By BRUCE LOWITT In a stunning announcement, President Joe Biden said he will not run for reelection in 2024 but has decided instead to run once again for vice president, the office he held for eight years under Barack Obama. “When I ran for president in 2020, I did so to restore the soul ofContinue reading “Biden decides being Vice is nicer”

By BRUCE LOWITT Tucker Carlson apparently has asked favors of Vladimir Putin, Anthony Fauci and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez among others as well as Hunter Biden, according to e-mails reportedly recovered from Carlson’s computer at FOX News. The alleged e-mails revealed that most of the requests by the host of Tucker Carlson Tonight, FOX’s prime-time cauldron ofContinue reading “Tucker Carlson: “I would like you to do me a favor …””

By BRUCE LOWITT Phil Mickelson, the defending (but not actually defending) champion of the PGA Championship, sneaked onto the Southern Hills Country Club for the first round Thursday before being arrested by Tulsa, Okla., police and charged with trespassing. Mickelson is an outcast on the PGA Tour since accusing it of “obnoxious greed” and callingContinue reading “Mickelson: from Lefty to left out”

By BRUCE LOWITT Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, ramping up his still-unannounced 2024 presidential campaign, claimed Tuesday: “What matters most to me is freedom. I’m for it or against it, depending on what it is.” When asked for examples, the self-proclaimed narcissistic Republican bully explained, “I’m for everyone’s freedom to carry a firearm in my state,Continue reading “DeSantis: Freedom matters, yes or no”