Hoarders: The Presidential Series

By BRUCE LOWITT

National Archives and Records Administration
700 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20408-0001
File 5*
Contents of boxes 29-46 retrieved from storage in the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago

247 Golf shirts, Trump International Golf Links, Aberdeen, Scotland Size, XXXL

27 Golf shirts, Trump International Golf Club Dubai, Size XXXL

270 Golf shirts, Trump Golf Links at Ferry Point, New York, Size XXXL

9,337 Golf shirts, Trump National Golf Club, Bedminster, New Jersey, Size XXXL

942 Golf shirts, Trump National Golf Club, Washington, D.C., Size XXXL

1,027 Golf shirts, Trump National, Doral Miami, Florida, Size XXXL

42 Golf shirts, Trump National Golf Club, Colts Neck, New Jersey, Size XXXL

494 Golf shirts, Trump National Golf Club, Charlotte, North Carolina, Size XXXL

188 Golf shirts, Trump Turnberry Ailsa Golf Course, Scotland, Size XXXL

2 Golf shirts, Trump National Golf Club, Hudson Valley, New York, Size XXXL

772 Golf shirts, Trump International Golf Club, West Palm Beach, Florida Size XXXL

510 Golf shirts, Trump National Golf Club, Jupiter, Florida, Size XXXL

44 Golf shirts, Trump International Golf Links & Hotel, Doonbeg, Ireland Size XXXL

Map: Changjin-up Air Force Base, North Korea, 40° 21′ 51.6 N, 127° 15′ 50.8″ E

10 Spray Cans Gray Away (four empty)

7 Containers Shlawie Self-Tanning Mousse (three empty, one half-empty)

4 Containers Bio-Ven Anti-Wrinkle Venom Cream (two empty)

1 Long Reach Comfort Wipe (bent)

1 Talking Kitchen Scale (broken)

2 Slimming Belts (zippers broken)

1 MyPillow Snuggle-Pedic Cuddle Body Pillow (undetermined stains)

2 MyPillow Premium Bed Pillows, King Size

1 MyPillow Giza Dream Sheet Set, King Size (original package, unopened)

1 MyPillow Giza Dream Sheet Set, Full Size (undetermined stains)

1 MyPillow Stuffed Patriotic USA Bear (saliva stains)

1 MyPillow Pet Scented Popcorn Panda Plush Doll (undetermined stains)

Map: Hamadan Airbase, Iran, 35° 12′ 42″ N, 48° 39′ 12″ E

1 Cubii Move Compact Seated Under Deck Elliptical Trainer (flywheel broken)

6 Pairs Battery-Operated Heated Socks

1 Pair Foot Angel Compression Sleeves

1 D-Tox Foot Spa

4 Quality Sleep Nose Vents

1 Royal Posture Spine Aligner

1 Pair Magnetic Knee Supports

1 Bamboo Knee Pillow

1 Sit Right Back Support

1 Backbridge foam back support (flattened)

1 Bed Boost mattress Support (flattened)

1 SEM 244/4 High Security NSA/CSS Certified Paper Shredder (jammed)

1 House of J. Lindeberg Leather Golf Bag

1 Cleveland XL Halo Launcher Five Iron (broken)

1 Cleveland XL Halo Launcher Seven Iron (broken)

1 C3i Sand Wedge (broken)

1 XXIO Prime Royal Edition Driver (broken)

1 Zebra AIT 1 Putter (broken)

3 Pairs PXG Men’s Essential Golf Pants, Size 62 (split at crotch, rear)

1 Berluti Swing Scritto Leather Golf Shoe (left shoe only)

1 Skytrak+ SIG12 Golf Simulator Package (screen shattered)

2,619 Heinz ketchup packets

5 Cans, Diet Coca-Cola (unopened)

37 Cans, Diet Coca-Cola (empty, crumpled)

23 McDonald’s Cheeseburger wrappers (crumpled, greasy)

41 Burger King Whopper clamshell containers (empty, torn)

Map: Al Sulayyil ballistic missile base, Saudi Arabia, 20°2′57″N, 45°34′54″E

1 Set Air Lure Secret Lift Breast Enhancer Pads (original package, sealed)

4 New Jersey Generals 1984 football jerseys (signed by Herschel Walker)

2 New Jersey Generals 1985 football jerseys (signed by Doug Flutie)

1 New Jersey Generals 1983 Coach Chuck Fairbanks polo shirt (torn, unsigned)

12 TV Tray Tables (legs torn off)

1 Clapper Sound Controller (shattered)

1 Flowbee Home Haircutting System (trimmer broken, vacuum hose torn)

1 Package 12 Sharpie Pens, Black (seven used)

2 Bottles InkBGone Stain and Permament Ink Remover (one half-filled)

1 Can Odor Assassin Deodorizer (Cranberry spice)

1 Can Odor Assassin Deodorizer (Juicy Tropical)

Map: Ma’anLuhe AirBase, People’s Republic of China, 32° 22′ 39.02″ N, 118° 47′ 47.6″ E

1 Emson Car Cane (bent)

2 Vials Ivermectin

3 Spray Bottles Urine Gone (one three-quarters empty)

3 Blister Packs, 100 tablets apiece, 200mg Hydroxychloroquine Sulfate (one empty)

4 Pairs Zip Sox Compression Socks (used)

1 Walker Hamper

1 Hostess Twinkie Maker (burned)

1 Chia Pet Minnie Mouse (unopened)

1 Chia Barack Obama (plant dead)

1 Back Be Nimble Hemorrhoid Cushion (flattened)

10 Tubes Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Cooling Gel (six empty)

Map: Los Angeles Air Force Base, El Segundo, Calif., 33° 55′ 8.79″ N, 118° 22′ 50.23″ W

1 Book Doris Day Paper Dolls

*For files 1-4, 6-93 contact:
National Archives and Records Administration
1-866-272-6272
FRC@nara.gov

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