The Trump Administration has announced that a new “anti-vaccine medication” is being rushed into production and distribution for the millions of Americans who distrust the Moderna and Pfizer/BioNTech immunizations.
“Myopia has been proven 99.7 percent effective with people who reject my recommendation that they get the shots to combat COVID-19,” Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious diseases researcher, said.
“I would never advocate avoiding any medical treatment out of fear or conspiracies,” Dr. Fauci said, “but in this case Myopia seems to be the only thing that so many concerned citizens will turn to as a way of dealing with the coronavirus.”
While unwilling to reveal the exact contents of the new drug being produced by MonoMania Corp., Dr. Fauci did acknowledge that the formula includes a complex combination of hydroxcookiemylochlorophenoquine, a variant of what President Trump promoted earlier this year, as well as C12H22O12 and C7H8N4O2 and that it is taken orally, “so anyone who thinks needles are invasive need not worry.”
Myopia received an immediate endorsement from Dr. Jane M. Orient, executive director of the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, a group opposing involvement in medicine which views federal vaccine mandates as a violation of human rights.
“I can’t think of a more logical approach to dealing with coronavirus concerns than Myopia,” Dr. Orient said. “I’ve thought all along that this, or something like it, is the only way to face reality.”
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Very funny, though one side effect is that the cult members who take myopia won’t “get it.” There’s also a generic, fast-action version called bleach.
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I didn’t write it for them and a lot of them can’t read.
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Don’t forget the, directly from our President , recommended use of NaOCI or Ca(OCI)?. An instant cure if directed directly into the bloodstream.
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