By BRUCE LOWITT
Donald Trump has denied offering Ghislaine Maxwell a presidential pardon if the co-defendant of the late predator Jeffrey Epstein tells U.S. Deputy District Attorney (and former Trump defense attorney) Todd Blanche about everything in the Epstein Files except that Trump’s name is mentioned anywhere in them.
“Well, I’m allowed to give her a pardon, but I — nobody’s approached me with it,” Trump said. “Nobody’s asked me about it and right now it would be inappropriate to talk about it, but go ahead and ask me about it and if I’m being honest, which would be a first for me, well, let’s put it this way, if she makes it worth my while, what the fuck do you I think I’ll do?
“The first thing I want to make sure is that she says I was never on Steinberg’s private island,” Trump continued, mispronouncing Epstein’s last name, “and if you ask me, saying that his so-called private island in is the U.S. Virgin Islands is like saying Stormy Daniels was a virgin.”
Trump also said he never demanded as a condition of a pardon, “which I never said I’d be giving her, is that she says I insisted I never wanted to be in the same room with Goldman [sic] as well as anyone under the age of eighteen, or twenty-one, if that’ll make it sound more real. No, make it twenty-five.”
Blanche, who interviewed Maxwell, incarcerated at the Federal Correctional Institution in Tallahassee, Florida, has said she wants her 20-year sentence for sex trafficking reduced or thrown out or else she will not only incriminate the president but will confirm the miniature size of his penis as shown on the season-opening episode of South Park.
Blanche told reporters that Maxwell “said she’d testify that, and, I quote, ‘the two fractured ribs and cracked sternum I suffered were the result of that three-hundred pounds of pre-presidential blubber trying to mount me while simultaneously trying to find his teeny, tiny, googly-eyed dick, which is the size of my left pinky,’ while she was at one of Mr. Epstein’s bacchanals.”
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